I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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