god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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