I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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