you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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