I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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