Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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