Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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