Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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