out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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