I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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