You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It's rum buckets o'clock
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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