girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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