I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Randomize
