I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
it was like eating out sand paper
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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