while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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