Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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