I'm pants shitting drunk right now
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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