He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
