so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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