the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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