Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Randomize
