So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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