You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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