just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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