We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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