Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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