Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
50% drunk capacity currently
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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