He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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