Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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