Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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