Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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