if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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