No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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