i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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