I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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