Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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