He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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