she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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