hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
