i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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