She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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