remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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