You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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