Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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