Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I am available for nakedness
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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