3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
It's Friday. Sex?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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