the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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