he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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