You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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