My nipple is on Facebook.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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