I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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