How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
