I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
